See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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