Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Randomize
