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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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