we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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