Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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