how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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