Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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