If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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