Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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