My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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