Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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