My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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