what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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