I'm going to rape someone's good day.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
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