so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Just high enough for therapy.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
