so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Never underestimate the power of titties
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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