You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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