But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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