so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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