Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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