he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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