just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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