so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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