I wanna bring you to show and tell
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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