My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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