I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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