1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
i think my tv is drunk
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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