I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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