we're blogging at a bar
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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