so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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