I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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