he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
