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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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