At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize
