he wants to bone in the snuggie
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I think I sprained my soul last night
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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