i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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