i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I have peed in a lot of sinks
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
