Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
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She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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