Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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