Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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