shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
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