The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
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