the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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