I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
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