I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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