I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Randomize
