Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
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