I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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