I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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