My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
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