And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
jump out the window naked night went bad
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