you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
I'm really busy with my period
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