i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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